Today we rented motorbikes and went for a ride around the island. We stopped by the yacht club where we saw some incredible boats. We ate lunch at an authentic Thai restaurant (almost impossible to find on Phuket) and we continued on a loop that would eventually take us back to Kamala Beach. (where we are currently staying)
Phuket has more similarities with
Florida than it does to the rest of Thailand. Huge billboards with English advertisements line the roads. Strip malls are the building of choice when it comes to commercial development, and tourists generally come here on some sort of a packaged trip. Most of the people appear to be of retirement age, and those who aren't are either diving or they missed the memo about islands in the Gulf of Thailand being much better. The restaurants are very westernized and they lack any resemblance to the Thai restaurants in other parts of Thailand. The food is served western style and they don't even bother to put spicy fish sauce on the table.
There is no question that Phuket has some beautiful scenery. You have to share it with every
banana hammock on the planet, but if you are looking for a resort vacation Phuket is a decent destination.
Phuket does have some of the best diving in the world. The nearby
Similan Islands are widely considered to be among the worlds top 10 dive sites. Diving is probably the only reason one should ever come here.
Today I bumped up our airline tickets so we can get out of here sooner. We have three days of diving planned this week and we are flying to
Bangkok on Friday, December 8th. I have to admit, I can't wait to get back to Thailand

I have heard that
Patong Beach is a hole. Today we drove by it on our trip around the island. I stopped and took the photograph below. (if you witnessed "hell on earth" you'd probably take a picture too) I did you all a favor and I decided not to take any photos of the street... it's a real eyesore. (see if you can spot any banana hammocks)